Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Fanfare!!!

In celebration of my 501st post i present

Bunny Story

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers ...

" I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk."

3 comments:

Maisey said...

Hi Maria,
that was just what I needed...big smile on my face..
Love to you all xxxx

Eleanor said...

That was fantastic! Thanks for the laugh. :)

Fembat said...

That made me smile ;-)