Im quite tired today, not from work, just tired. The weekend was alright, with a bit of fun when i went with James to watch him ski. I even took some pictures and a little video clip. But part from that there wasnt anything happening. Just a dull grey weekend....
So to cheer us all up, here is a joke i got in the mail today from a good friend down under........
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me,
and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too,
and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to
check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and
she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome. So before I get married and commit my life
to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her
delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out
of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and
pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't
have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.....