I've been a bit slack this weekend in writing, but it was my last few days of vacation so couldnt be botherd. We went to 2 auctions saturday and sunday. Didnt find much but it was fun being there watching it all. But i came home with a box of various textiles and a folder with various pictures, prints and the likes. Nothing very interesting and im sure not worth anything, but all the same good fun.

I had a mail today which i thought was hilarious so decided to share it with you all, well not really, im forcing you to read it so there! ;o) Here goes..

These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's  amazing what a little proofreading would've  prevented.
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The church is starting a New Young Mother's  Group. Anyone desiring to be a new young Mother is to meet with the pastor in his office.
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Bertha Belch, a  missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at The Calvary Memorial  Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from  Africa.
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Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost  for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes  meals."
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Our youth basketball team  is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the school recreation hall. Come out  and watch us kill "Christ the  King".
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Miss Charlene Mason sang,  "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to  the congregation.

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Don't forget your  husbands."
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Next Sunday is the  family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and  guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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The peacemaking meeting  scheduled for today has been cancelled due to conflict.
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The sermon this  morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water". The sermon tonight will  be: "Searching for  Jesus"
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Next Thursday there will  be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can  get.
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Barbara remains in the  hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having  trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's  sermons.
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The Rector will preach  his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into  Joy."
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Remember in prayer the  many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say  "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you, and hopefully  they will respond.
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Don't let worry  kill you - let the Church  help.
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Irving Benson and Jessie  Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship  that began in their school days.
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A  bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.   Music will follow.
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At the  evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is  Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir  practice.
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Eight new choir robes are  currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the  deterioration of some older  ones.
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The senior choir invites any  member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the  choir.
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Scouts are saving aluminium  cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to  help cripple children.
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The Lutheran  men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread  and dessert will be served for a nominal  feel.
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For those of you who have  children and don't know it, we have a  nursery downstairs.
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Please  place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you  want remembered.
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Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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The church will host an  evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious  hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday  at 5:00 P. M. ... prayer and medication to  follow.
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The ladies of the Church  have cast off old clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on  Friday afternoon.
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This evening  at 7 P. M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church.  Bring a blanket and come prepared to  sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be  held Thursday morning at 10AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the  Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is  done.
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The pastor would appreciate it  if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for  the pancake breakfast next  Sunday morning.
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Low Self Esteem  Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM, Please use the back  door
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The eighth-graders will be  presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement on Friday at 7 PM.  The Congregation is invited to attend  this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will  meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use the large  double door at the side  entrance.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for  testes.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I  Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."



Tadaaa, le fin, the end! :o)